"Mike was over an hour late for work. His boss exclaimed, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE AT 8:30, confused Mike looked back at him and said, " Why what happend at 8:30?"
"Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad. She told him Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in thedriveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, broughtthe box back in the house.She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale."....yeah I know that one is awful!(:
" What does a ten thousand foot chicken say?........BAAAAAAAAAAK!(:
" what's big and green and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?............ A pool table!"
" 2 guys walked into a bar.....the third one ducked"
and finally, my favorite joke told by my dear baby sis Kayla, " Why did the chicken cross the road?"....."Cuz all the other chickens were doing it!"
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